drink the kool-aid already

I have had it with this country's obsession with Pepsi. I don't care if Daddy Yankee tells them to drink it. Everyone knows that Coca Cola makes vastly superior beverages, from the original cola to all the delicious Fanta flavors and more. I wanted a Fanta Naranja this weekend and got some disgusting peach colored bubblegum flavored drink because the establishment served Pepsi products. (Yes, that establishment was KFC but don't judge.) And let's be honest, Coca Cola Light is one of man's greatest inventions, right up there with cheese, guacamole, Reese's, and mojitos. The next time I am informed that Pepsi Light is my only option, I may pitch one of my newly perfected temper tantrums.